Will you blow on my dice?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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