i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I believe in your delicious
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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