I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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