woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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