This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
