Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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