I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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