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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Come see our sink grown plant.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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