what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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