That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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