Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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