I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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