when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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