oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My ass is underappreciated
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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