So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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