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(912): View more from Georgia

I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.

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(574): View more from Indiana

My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.

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(309): View more from Illinois

i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.

(309): View more from Illinois

so finals studying is going well?

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(804): View more from Virginia

third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.

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(716): View more from New York

I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?

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(301): View more from Maryland

I plan on blacking out and milking a cow

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(219): View more from Indiana

Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.

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