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(802): View more from Vermont

you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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(352): View more from Florida

She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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(925): View more from California

Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(808): View more from Hawaii

mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances

(978): View more from Massachusetts

he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"

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