I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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