sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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