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I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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