I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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