My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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