you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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