I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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