Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
soo... how was my night?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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