I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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