i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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