Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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