we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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