just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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