Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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