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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority

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(206): View more from Washington

I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.

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(817): View more from Texas

Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?

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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?

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It was tough but I powered through it.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?

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