I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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