I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Boobs are out for the taking
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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