I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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