So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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