isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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