There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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