He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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