No, you can still breathe under the balls.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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