dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
