This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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