And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I touched a dick in church today
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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