Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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