I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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