And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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