dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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