My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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