I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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