:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You are a genius and a whore.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
