i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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