Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
