Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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