sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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