i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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